There are many reasons to stay away from our local media in the south Chicagoland area. The newspapers have become the editor’s blog, opinion masquerading as news. Yes, we know Fox “News” is just a well-financed blog. But the local media drifts that way as well.
Welcome the absurd.
The Star Newspaper, published February 1, 2007, carries this for a front-page headline, complete with this bizarre image:
A hex on Rex?
Star’s Starology columnist Marybeth Beechen tells us what she sees
What is a “Starologist”? And why is this front page news? Why is this news at all?
Yes, there’s a Superbowl on Sunday. Yes, the Chicago Bears are playing in the Superbowl. But The Star editors thought it necessary to put a “Starologist” on page one? This story sits in the print edition above a story, covered more fully at eNews Park Forest, about the arrest of a murder suspect. Park Forest sees less than one murder a year, so the arrest of a murder suspect within days of a man’s shooting death is news.
But The Star defers to the “Starologist”.
The article itself is even more distressing:
The Chicago Bears are returning to the Super Bowl for the first time in 21 years.
While the ’85 Bears “shuffling crew” were led by peripatetic coach Mike Ditka, today’s 2006 NFC champions follow a kinder, gentler fellow called “Lovie.”
Can sweet Lovie Smith bring the coveted Super Bowl trophy home to Chicago once again? Does his lean, mean and angry team have what it takes?
Perhaps the answer lies in their stars.
The article then goes on to give the details on key members of the Chicago Bears, starting with the coach:
Born May 8, 1958 in Gladewater, Texas, Coach Smith is thoroughly Taurus. Taurus is a fixed earth sign, grounded and strong.
Slow, steady and loyal are some key words used to describe the sign of the Bull. Is Smith slow? Listen to his considered speech when talking with reporters. Steady? No camera has yet to catch a frantic Lovie pacing on the sidelines.
Now there’s journalism for you! There’s scientific analysis! There’s front-page news in Chicagoland!
In this era of pseudo-science, this is bizarre and disappointing. So, that was the last straw for me. I called, canceled my subscription, and bid them adieu.
I’ll get my news from other sources.