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  • Sarah Huckabee Sanders: The Eyes Have It

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders' eyes
    Sarah Huckabee Sanders has eyes for you.

    A friend suggested this to me, and it creeped me out royally.

    Try this.

    Above, a picture of Sarah Huckabee Sanders not answering questons. Sarah is the principal deputy press secretary in the Trump White House.

    Whatever that is.

    The Trump White House, I mean.

    What a mess.

    But, seriously, try this.

    Cover one of Sarah’s eyes in the photo above. Start with the right eye — as you are looking at the photo.

    Weird, right?

    Now, cover the left eye.

    <waiting…>

    Did you jump in your seat at what you saw?

    As my friend says, “One of her eyes looks like she wants to murder you, and the other eye looks like she can’t believe she has to deal with this bullshit every day.”

    Had me rolling with laughter.

    And then I stopped.

    And covered the left eye again.

    And quivered where I sat.