The Late Late Show Theme Song Written by Craig Ferguson It’s hard to stay up It’s been a long, Long Day And you got the sandman at the door But hang on, leave the TV on And let’s do it anyway It’s ok You can always sleep through work tomorrow, OK? Hey hey Tomorrow’s just [...]
They have got to be kidding. No, I guess they’re not. From Open Salon: So how are you going to spend this September 11? I have no plans yet myself, although I’m sure that at some point my thoughts will wander back to that ghastly day in 2001 when I climbed up to the roof [...]
Sometimes, a guy can’t catch a break. Ben Roethlisberger needs positive headelines, soon. Not like this, from USA Today: Police in Dublin, Ohio, investigated a golf foursome that included Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger after a woman bordering the course alleged that a person in the group had urinated in public. Dublin police spokesman David [...]
Here you go: the terrifying, riveting video all Jonas Brothers fans have been waiting for. Yes, this heart-stopping moment is brought to you by AOL News. No, this isn’t ‘Love in an Elevator.’ This is the Jonas Brothers, after all. Enjoy these meaningless few minutes as you watch the brothers elude danger, certain death…, well, [...]
From the world of, "You have got to be kidding!" No, they’re not kidding. One hundred people in Black Hawk, Colorado, believe their village would be safer without bicicyles on the streets. This one comes to us from across the pond: A town in the US has banned cyclists on most of its streets, punishing [...]
Two Naperville men face Class 4 felony charges because of the way they allegedly chose to celebrate the Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup victory. From the Sun-Times: A Naperville man and his son caught the unexpected attention of police as the men allegedly celebrated the Blackhawks’ Stanley Cup victory by firing rounds from an assault rifle [...]
Chicago Blackhawks fans in Philadelphia for the Stanley Cup Finals might want to wear rain ponchos if they’re lucky enough to get anywhere near the Wachovia Center. Why? A 21-year-old New Jersey man pleaded guilty to intentionally vomiting on a man and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game. Ugh. Here’s [...]
No kidding. Arizona superintendent Tom Horne is on the lookout for teachers who pronounce "comma" as "COH-ma." Oy. Vey. From Think Progress: Late last month, the Wall Street Journal reported that the Arizona Department of Education “recently began telling school districts that teachers whose spoken English it deems to be heavily accented or ungrammatical must [...]
Is it possible to say that Rush Limbaugh has gone too far? Just when you think he’s topped himself, out comes another brain fart. And, once again, Rush takes advantage of the misery of others to pad his pocketbook. Watch the video, and wonder why….
I don’t know what a "high-end pizza parlor" is, but Betty Loren-Maltese is working at one in Oak Park, and she’ll be happy to take you to your table, maybe even take your order. From the Chicago Sun-Times: Former Cicero Town President Betty Loren-Maltese isn’t just a story. She’s a headline. The feisty village chieftain, [...]
