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| 22:00 | Top Ten Reasons President Obama Agreed to Appear on Letterman Cross-Dressers Must Show ID at Elk Grove Gay Bar Ernie Anastos: "Keep f---ing that chicken" |
| 23:00 | Obama on Letterman: "I was actually black before the election." |
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